“I began to feel like a kid at a carnival side-show, when it dawns on him that the ballyhooed five legged pony is probably just a well endowed Shetland rather than a true freak of nature. “
LOL!

Sorry to hear that scary sub sandwich experience! I can't even step off the hotel balcony after eating a big sub. Crawling through a dark cave would totally freak me out.

You've just inspired me to share my own sub experience. It involved albino bats on our 5th night in Negril...

P.S. Like everyone else, I also was initially confused... sprinking tobacco into the Cold cuts?? haha