Ask for a "cool Jelly" to get the chilled coconut water. Then they can hit the husk with a machete and shazam you have a spoon to eat the jelly.

You are right about Alfred. Our trips wouldn't be complete without riding with Alfred. He is one of the reasons we go to Negril. He knows where all of the skeletons are hidden, even in our closet.

Respect,
Col. Andy