Rumpolephoreskin's Existential Wanderings in and Around Negril

[Rum-polephoreskin]

Erratta:
Upon arrival @Xtabi we discovered a doctor bird (National bird of JA) was trapped in our room.
The fan was running full tilt.
I was scared to death we were going to wind up with minced hummingbird.
It was well after dark.
We turned off all the lights in the room (and the fan) and turned on the light in our outdoor shower.
The doctor bird took it from there.

The bird survived intact so all the way around this was a great omen for the trip ~ we were greeted by the national bird.