Thank You Thank You. Can someone get Aretha Franklin in a weird hat to sing for me, I'd appreciate it. My first lady and I will take the duties of the office (as soon as Marblehead lets me know what those are) with serious and resolute conviction. I thank you all for going to the polls and utilizing our democratic process. And Thank you Marblehead for the office I promise to do you proud and seeing as I'm not a real politician I must be telling the truth.

from the office of the President Elect of the Smooth Headed International Travelers - RAlonzo