Mrs. Peel and I were in Canoe when a car with a trunk full of Kingfish pulled up.
A guy from the car with a mitt full of Kingfish and a large commercial scale approached a table of (very) sophisticated African American women.
The woman (who appeared to be the queen bee) waved him off saying, " I only want one."
Dude returned with one fish and the scale and the story had a happy ending.

I'll post the photo in my report.