What a disgusting pig!! haha

Turned out she was German or Norwegian or one of those Scandinavian types who walk around topless all the time and sit naked in communal saunas, so it was no big deal for her to have a complete stranger rub lotion into her chest.
I lived in Germany for four years. My first experience in one of those communal saunas was eye opening to say the least. Europeans have a very different approach to nudity.

Oh and speaking of book signings...
Don't forget to sign mine!

Keep it coming, K3!