Today I got up late (9:00) and went for a beach walk and swim (yes, I’m a creature of habit). Because I was two hours later than normal it was freakin’ hot on the way back down the beach. I had to re-lather three times from my likkle portable SPF30 bottle.

Saw the cock-sock dude again (can I say that?). I almost stopped and asked him, “What were you thinking when you packed that thing?” in my best Dr. Phil impression. I mean, it’s all floppy and wobbly. . . people behind him were snickering. One guy had taken a picture and was showing his wife and they were having a good laugh.

There’s a HUGE yacht anchored off Negril today – I’m talkin’ really big - like Arab Sheik sized. I’ll try and get a photo of it.

I went into Hi Lo and picked up a few things including a bottle of Red Stripe Light -Ginger. I wanted to try it. Also went to the Cambio and stocked up - (2nd time already! WTF?). I need the J$ cash because ‘you know who’ will be here late this afternoon and the burn rate is gonna go way up.

The weather here is crystal clear, with a light breeze, and it’s hot. I’m going on the Pub crawl in about an hour – looking forward to it.