I too am enjoying this report, but as a fan of your books I knew I would.
I think your openess and honesty about the events and even words used describing the "goings on" is exactly what has made me laugh out loud the most.
Fabs is being portrayed exactly as you originally described him to be, and you make no excuses for him as you also originally said. (Why do you think he wouldn't post his picture) lol
Kahuna is letting everyone in on this story (the men of course already know) and the woman are no fool either to how mean or completely direct men can be (in fact, in most situations, I think we can be worse) lol but for the most part this is the stuff women don't get to hear, and I am enjoying it.
Sure Fabs may not be the most P.C. person around, but he is also nowhere near the only one of his kind, and though I don't agree with his outlook or the way he judges women, etc etc I also know that people of like minds usually find each other.
So in most (of course not all) cases, shallow people are attracted to other shallow people, and people do pretty much what they want to do whether in Negril or anywhere else. So Fabs will be drawn to slender women looking for a good time, and those same type women will be drawn to him.....so no one is really being hurt here, are they?

This is the stuff that makes good entertainment!
Thanks for taking us along K3!