‘Life’s a Beach’ - or - AnD nOw FoR sOmEtHiNg CoMpLeTeLy DiFfErEnT -

[NikkiB]

Oh this is gonna be good (gotta tell ya, I was just relieved Fab wasn't wearing her panties!)

[Kahuna3]

Oh this is gonna be good (gotta tell ya, I was just relieved Fab wasn't wearing her panties!)

Well, I can see Fabs collecting panties – although I would find it a bit creepy. But – him wearing the panties? That would be a stretch.

I’ve totally finished packing my two bags, I had to triage on the books to cut the weight down. This trip I’ve decided to bring a bit of a luxury down with me – a GOOD pillow. I like White Sands, but their pillows suck. Last year we bought a couple in town, but they were too bulky and firm. Maybe I’m picky, but there is nothing like laying your head to rest on a Goldilocks pillow, and the one I’m bringing is ‘juuust right’.

I have a couple more quick Fabs stories from previous trips, I’ll post one today and one tomorrow.

The second morning of Fabs’ first trip to Negril we decided to go for a long walk towards town so that Fabs could get the lay of the land. Well, Fabs likes to walk with his shirt off – show off the abs – and since we were walking along the beach, naturally we went barefoot.

We walked and walked and walked and after about forty minutes we arrived at the mouth of the river near town. Fabs spotted the Burger King on the other side of the river and said he was parched and wanted to get a drink and some onion rings. It was low tide so it was possible to easily walk across the river, so we waded across, headed for the Burger King. I didn’t want anything from the King, so I went over to the drug store in the plaza next door to get a Mounds bar (dark chocolate and coconut!). Fabs went into the Burger King. I got my Mounds, came out of the drug store and walked back over to the Burger King. I was surprised to see Fabs standing in the drive-through lane. He was at the speaker thingy and he was leaning over and placing his order, like he was in a car. I thought – WTF?! As he placed his order he was doing the hot-foot dance because the pavement there was really hot from the sun. There were two cars in line behind him and a couple in the lead vehicle were staring at Fabs and shaking their heads. I walked over to him and asked him WTF he was doing.

“They wouldn’t let me order inside because I didn’t have no shirt or shoes,” he replied, shrugging his shoulders.

I started laughing so hard I almost pissed myself.

[sher]

Maybe I’m picky, but there is nothing like laying your head to rest on a Goldilocks pillow, and the one I’m bringing is ‘juuust right’.

Too funny - my boyfriend won't travel anywhere without his pillows! We have to lug those damn things all over the globe with us! In his defense, he does have a lot of neck problems, but I, personally, will not trade precious suitcase space to bring a pillow or two!