Me, I’m not so picky: I like em short, and I like em tall. I like em big, and I like em small. Just like Jesus, I love em all.
LOL!!
This whole entry had me cracking up!

So Fabs looks like a mixture of Matthew Mcconaughey and a pre-creepified Nicholas Cage?
Eh, pssht...Not my type.
500 JA in your shoe for the taxi - now that's smart!