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    After washing it off...and sterilizing it...cut and sell little pieces of that 1/2 sheet of plywood off as necklaces.

    Talismans, if you will. For guys like me that have LESS luck (skill?)...maybe Fabs would even sign them. They could be carved out into the shape of a "JOHNSON." Taking a euphemism from Booger, the necklaces could be called "Hanging Brains."

    Am I on to something here?

    "Hey I got laid three times last week...with three separate chicks! This Hanging Brain really works!"

    GerryG123 could have his own infomercial!

    I mean, I was there 12 days in January. But I only got one "R.B.I." and a couple base hits...and a triple. With the same girl. How boring. JK LOL

    Fabs sounds like one of the best closers ever. That plywood is like an ass magnet.
    Last edited by brasi; 02-09-2012 at 06:26 PM.

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