Between last night and today I read the whole report. I was laughing so hard I was crying...then a friend of mine called and asked why I was laughing, so I tried reading back to her the bathroom episode, and it took me 5 tries to finally spit the story out because I was laughing so frickin hard!
And thanks for the "throwing a banana down a hallway" analogy. I'm pretty sure I will never get that picture out of my head...but it makes me laugh every time I think about it.
This was a fun read, and thanks for keeping it real.