Your help needed!

[Deb and Don]

Brasi ,bring the boys ,they'll LOVE IT As MUCH or MORE than YOU,lol

[booger]

Hey Brasi,
I have already told Chris at Seastar to save a room for you, lined you up for the pub crawl, a trip to YS and Pelican Bar with some other boardies (thanks Marley), Annual boardie bash on April 27th, Booger's bash sometime before that, a nice beautiful young virgin from the country, more Ganga then you can shake a stick at, your first beer and a flaming Bob Marley shot, a heads up to Gas that you needed a scooter, told Andrew at Half Moon that Brasi soon come, etc and now you are not coming?????? Unacceptable!

Hanginbrain

[brasi]

The virgin from the country is unnecessary...as a virgin myself I have committed to celibacy until I find the right one...

Or the left one, or the one in the middle.

And I promised Tic she gets to pick my Jamaican gf/wife. I need a Jamaican visa, so...let's do this. LOL.

Ante up folks. LOL Tic flys...on the Negril.com house! She's Chuck Willary UK.

Seriously: F#$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$K you guys make it hard for my mortgage to get paid.

[Maryann]

Always thoughts I'd have more funds when my kids got into college, but that's not the case and quite the opposite. Now I've decided to sell the farm, move to town, and downsize from a 3000 sq ft home to a 1500 sq ft home, just so I can spend more time in Jamaica. It's definitely time. The way I see it, I'll have less house to clean, less yard to mow, less maintenance, and hopefully 2-3 trips a year to JA. Just hope the dogs adjust to city living and I can adjust to having neighbors that are next door and not 1/2 mile away.

[brasi]

I gotta do some adjusting too. I just can't get April outta my mind though I had sooooo planned on meeting a trillion boardies.

Then I looked at my work calendar. HUGE press event May 2...meaning the end of April this kid is nose in the computer making our kits look good, new posters, new publications left and right, old ones updated...sigh...

...And my youngest son is in Europe on a school trip April 5-15. I can't be in Ja then, no way.

That gives me a small window. April 17ish to 28ish MAYBE if my Director says "sure we can move up production of 10,000 booklets and ten design projects to mid-April so you can go on vacation."

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And then...bleh...the money....siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

[marley9808]

Hey Brasi,
I have already told Chris at Seastar to save a room for you, lined you up for the pub crawl, a trip to YS and Pelican Bar with some other boardies (thanks Marley), Annual boardie bash on April 27th, Booger's bash sometime before that, a nice beautiful young virgin from the country, more Ganga then you can shake a stick at, your first beer and a flaming Bob Marley shot, a heads up to Gas that you needed a scooter, told Andrew at Half Moon that Brasi soon come, etc and now you are not coming?????? Unacceptable!

Hanginbrain

Booger for president!

[marley9808]

That gives me a small window. April 17ish to 28ish

That fits perfectly in line with all that Booger has outlined above!!!
Just say'n

[brasi]

omg...mailed out a few letters this morning. Set up my menu. If these all work out, see you in April!

Here's my menu this week:
Mon: Ramen with Sauce
Tue: Ramen with no Sauce
Wed: off
Thur: Ramen
Fri: Ramen
Sat: crumbs at bottom of Ramen packages
Sun: off

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Dear Fuel Company,

I am going to have to ask you for free oil for the remainder of this winter. I would love to pay you but my friend Booger Hangingbrain is insisting on me being in Negril and drinking/smoking/partying for a week in April. I'm just trying to be there for him, he needs me.

Should I indeed ever recover from the impending financial disaster, I will pay you $1 per month, for the rest of my life.

Alternatively, I have two sons. They are strong and don't eat alot....

Thanks!

Brasi
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Dear US Airways,

I am seeking a free plane ticket as a "gift" for a great guy that recently volunteered his time as an "interpreter" for underpriveleged Jamaican women in the area of Negril, Jamaica. This man is a saint. He has personally guided a young woman named ****** through a tough time, helping her get manicures, top up her phone, and hire several private cabs so she'd not have to endure a route taxi.

In addition, he showed her the latest technigues in Swedish massage.

A free plane ticket to Jamaica would allow him to continue his important charity work.

We're also seeking $2500 Jamiacan per day for his stay. You may credit this to the bar at any Negril drinking establishment of your choosing. Thank you for your support of our mission...

GerryG
President, Mighty Californians, Inc

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Dear Red Stripe Beer,

Can we make this official and just change the name of your beer to "Brasi?" Either that or I will change my name to "Red Stripe."

Any response appreciated.

PS I have 89 empty cases of Red Stripe in my yard, can you pick them up?

Brasi
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[marley9808]

Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!

I think it is safe to say, we will see you in April, mi fren

[rastagal]

Classic!