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[brasi]

omg...mailed out a few letters this morning. Set up my menu. If these all work out, see you in April!

Here's my menu this week:
Mon: Ramen with Sauce
Tue: Ramen with no Sauce
Wed: off
Thur: Ramen
Fri: Ramen
Sat: crumbs at bottom of Ramen packages
Sun: off

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Dear Fuel Company,

I am going to have to ask you for free oil for the remainder of this winter. I would love to pay you but my friend Booger Hangingbrain is insisting on me being in Negril and drinking/smoking/partying for a week in April. I'm just trying to be there for him, he needs me.

Should I indeed ever recover from the impending financial disaster, I will pay you $1 per month, for the rest of my life.

Alternatively, I have two sons. They are strong and don't eat alot....

Thanks!

Brasi
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Dear US Airways,

I am seeking a free plane ticket as a "gift" for a great guy that recently volunteered his time as an "interpreter" for underpriveleged Jamaican women in the area of Negril, Jamaica. This man is a saint. He has personally guided a young woman named ****** through a tough time, helping her get manicures, top up her phone, and hire several private cabs so she'd not have to endure a route taxi.

In addition, he showed her the latest technigues in Swedish massage.

A free plane ticket to Jamaica would allow him to continue his important charity work.

We're also seeking $2500 Jamiacan per day for his stay. You may credit this to the bar at any Negril drinking establishment of your choosing. Thank you for your support of our mission...

GerryG
President, Mighty Californians, Inc

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Dear Red Stripe Beer,

Can we make this official and just change the name of your beer to "Brasi?" Either that or I will change my name to "Red Stripe."

Any response appreciated.

PS I have 89 empty cases of Red Stripe in my yard, can you pick them up?

Brasi
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