For the most part this is one of the very few things my X Husband is good for to be used in excuses for the hustlers and beggars.
"Where you staying"
Here, I live here
"Where do you Live"
Sav La Mar in Landillo
"respect, have a nice day"
"Can you give me money for food"
I live here sorry but hopefully the tourists can help you.
"Do you want to look at me wears or buy something"
I will look but I am here many times a year so I have already bought nearly every souveneir possible. You have beautiful wears I will let other people know that I see in town to come look.
" I could give you some lovein/ Your so sexy/ Hey sweetie"
Thank You for the compliment but mi nah need nah bamboo mi got mi own (while holding up wedding finger with old ring on)
" You married to a black man/Oh baby you could always use more/ I could love you better"
Anything more I need I got batteries by my bed to take care of, have a nice day.
"You Smoke/ You need ganja/ I got some good weed"
I work for the government
"You the police?"
Nope I work with the kids
"respect"
( from adults) "Shelly what are you going to bring me back, or what did you bring me?"
I'll bring me and I brought me, if I spent money on other things I wouldn't be able to come because I'm not rich either.
"About 12am the "your so sexy or oh I want you" gets patios curse words in return if a simple no thanks don't bugger them off. I hate insincere compliments and as the day gets longer these get more annoying. I have more of a problem with that then hustlers or beggars. Unfortunately any woman traveling alone in Negril gets the reputation passed that they are there for meaningless sex because of so many others that do just that.
