Recent conversations in Negril:
Come look at my wood carvings. No thanks, I have a carver up in Red Ground. And I do!

How about a snorkel trip to the reef? No thanks, we only go out with Famous Vincent. And we do!

How about some weed? No thanks, I'm a Christian. And I am!
Nest day, same guy. How about some weed?....Oh yea, your the Christian. I just smiled and walked away.

Lobsters for sale (beach vendor). Well, it's not lobster season so they are either frozen or POACHED! Quietly he responded....frozen.

Taxi? No mon, we only go with Red Plates.

Where are you staying? Down the beach.

Do you want to change any money? Yes, the cambio is just around the corner and has good rates.

Walking the beach first thing in the morning: Come look at my wares. Okay, but I don't have any money on me. And I don't

Regards,

Bob