My husband WAS one of those fools, lol! I had to ask him what the h*ll was he doing, following a SHARK?!?!?!
Another time when our daughter was about six we were in the water, almost to our waist. All of a sudden a little school of fish started jumping and I panicked. So I yelled at my husband, "Get our kid out of the water!" He picked her up and THREW her on the beach LOL. Then he turned to me and asked what happened and I explained what happened. He looked at me like I was crazy. I said hey, something was chasing those fish! He just looked at me like I was crazy.