You're no longer a newbie when you recognize those that are. Don't need to parasail and snorkel in the same day. Don't need to get wasted and lose some or all of your money. Don't need to run out of money on day three of a seven day vacation. Don't need to go horseback riding on the beach. Don't need to go to Rick's with the rest of the newbies. Don't need to rent a scooter and come back with roadrash and a story to tell. Don't need to say yah mon to everybody you talk to. Just sit back, relax and enjoy the show! Let it come to you, because it will.

Soon come can't come soon enough!