When "Yah, mon" is a regular part of your vocabulary

When you sit quietly when you hear a travel ad for Jamaica and they say "Once you go, you know" and you say to yourself "Yah, mon".
When you plan your next trip on the plane home
When you plan your next trip 2 months before you board the plane to leave for the upcoming one
When Jamaican Customs says "welcome back"
When you step off the plane and it pretty much feels like home

When all your friends, who know you love Jamaica, bring you to a local Jamaican resto and tell you this is the BEST Jamaican food, and it you know it's not!

When your heart tells you this is your place in the sun.

(#1 sign: When you join the Negril Message board because you need to know what's happening at home!)

So ... all that said, welcome to the club, Old Timer!