A few back stories before my next reach...a little background

[Island Girl]

Only had time today for the first page, but wanted to jump ahead and tell you how much I'm enjoying your stories; they have made me laugh and totally relate-you have a gift...IRIE! *IG

[irie luv]

Thank you Island Girl! I'm glad you got a laugh out of a few of the stories. This last trip did not have so many halarious moments, but it had a lot of wonderful & memorable ones. Thanks for reading!

[Smokin Kevan]

I am at my job and just read your 2011 trip report and have laughed so, that it's hard to concentrate on work!! LOl, Wheeeeee!

1)Towing your Moms by her braids on the catamaran cruise...
2)The guy in back of you at the falls...
3)The fruit that tasted like a "hairy grape"...
4)The chica's after hours at Scrubadub...
5)The experienced "smoking" Jetski guy...

I will finish your report at home when I get off, as when I make a mistake it messes up 115 cities
and I have to make an action every 3-5 minutes...

Happy Travels....

Skb

[irie luv]

It's been a while but I thought I would bring up my old post so some can get familiar with me
I will be back in Negril next month and plan on sharing some great stories and will finally post pictures of my travels. I cant wait!
It's a trip reading your own old trip reports and seeing your perspective from then, kinda cool like journaling.
By the way DNL stands for dark and lovely, she wanted me to clarify that becasue she said it looks like down low, lol

[Angel]

Ok Irie luv looking forward to more of your stories. Hope you and D&L have a good time.

[TizzyATX]

OMGOOdness, girlfriend...I'm dyin over here. LOLOL You and your D&L are too much fun!! Don't know how I missed this when you first posted, but I'm sure glad to find it today and I'll be looking out for more of your stories in the future, funny and memorable. I like the way you tell it. ;P

[irie luv]

Thanks TizzyATX,. I have a million stories from last last trip I didnt post.I'll rack my brain to remember a few. Glad you enjoyed it. I lived it all over again when I re read it today, it made me laugh too!

[Smokin Kevan]

We are really looking forward to more of your "stuff"... Go easy on DHL, she's hangin tougher than a lot of 20 and 30 somethings!

Happy Travels

Skb

[Lady Jane]

YAY! You're back. I loved your stories and so ready for more. I will be in Negril next month too. I'll buy the dirty bananas!

[irie luv]

Hey Smokin Kevan, I 'll go easy on DNL alright, lol... I went to walmart and got all our little items, including comfy neck pillows, emergen-C vitamin C and motrin so she has no excuses! But that reminded me of a small short story I want to share. As quoted from the old school show In Living Color "Like to hear it? Well here it go!"

I wanna have fun too!!
So as you can see, the last few trips DNL gets to have all the fun while I drag her around, take care of all her needs and tend to her like a good daughter does her BFF/Mom. I make sure she stays hydrated,drag her by her locks to safety if needed,give her crackers so she can come back to life,put the fan on her when we get to the room , make sure driver closes van door in time so she does not go into boob shock ect...(may be exaggerated but hey )

So I tell her during our last trip which was during ATI/Jamaica 50th/Summer Olympics " I am tired of you always being the one that gets all tipsy and I have to take care of you, I want to get tore up and have you take care of me!!" I was joking but serious at the same time. Of course I dont want to get so wasted I have to be taken care of but I want to let loose and well, get close to it. So during that day I did, it's a blur now but I remember getting to the room and it was spinning.. and hot..and spinning...and hot, AC not kicking in fast enough, had a hot flashes and just plopped on the bed needing, well...to be taken care of. And she did just that. While I was in lala land,laid out on the bed with all my facial and body muscles way too relaxed(just as hers was before we got on that catameran) damn near drooling on myself. I felt the best sensation EVER, a series of cold compresses on the side of my face, the back of my neck and my shoulder blades. Ahhh! DNL is taking care of me the cold towel brings me to a deep sleep. We had to skip our plans for the evening, she dined with out me and told our friends that we were suppose to meet (and who happened to asked her for my hand in marriage after 24 full hours of meeting him, lol) that I had a head ache and was in the room for the night. This is what DNL told me when I finally woke up in the middle of the night. I said "Thanks for taking care of me ma". She replied "Your welcome sweetie, thats what moms are for, you was serious was'nt you!" I said in a groggy tone and looking like damit to hell "I did'nt mean to and never will again, it does not feel good and I missed out. I know my limits and I'm stiking to them...so I'm up...pass me the lighter.