You give your life for a DOG?!

Our driver was suppose to pick us up and take us to see the sunset and do to a little shopping. To our surprise he was not there. He ended up sending one of his roommates. I was a little taken back and surprised that he would not call and advise us we would be travelling with someone else. But our BFF driver was very nice this whole trip and I assumed he would not send a bad guy to pick us up. When we got to the front he was there and greeted us and advised that our driver had to make a long drive and could not make it so he sent him. We looked at him and his car and he had a women in the car in the front seat. Me and D&L look at each other and I suggest we have a quick huddle before we just hop in dudes car. D&L is reluctant, I am too, a little. I ended up saying "lets just go and enjoy the sunset and do a little shopping like we planned, the girl in the car looks pretty harmless, lets just go". So we went. The driver and his lady passenger looked like the oddest couple in the world but you never know ones insides, they could have been made for each other. We get in the car and the driver say's "This is my friend Jill." We respond together "Hi, Jill!" Jill was kind of stunned too, I guess the driver did not tell her what was on their agenda for the day. When Jill turned around to greet us and shake our hands her eyes lit up and said "Oh my goodness you gals are sooo purty, I wish my hair would stay put in this heat, it just goes flat so I just let it be, how does your hair stay the way you want it?" So this started the small talk with Jill who ended up being one of our besties that day. We drive to a little plaza and go into this womans shop to get some souvenirs. Jill and the driver stayed in the car. We shop...and shop...and shop. Not my fault, I hate shopping. But it's D&L's favorite thing to do. She bargains, negotiates, makes friends etc..I just like to get in and out. By this time the driver is laying on his horn. I ignore it because I KNOW he is not rushing us, I KNOW that has to be someone else hoinking their horn for some other unrelated reason. But the horn keeps honking. I tell D&L I am going to make sure that is not our driver. I go to the lot and he and JIll are in the car sweating like pigs looking like they are about to pass out, he just laid off the horn. I go to the car and with a 1/2 serious and 1/2 joking way say," I KNOW you are not rushing us!!" as I get in the car and close the door, I continue to say " You don't want me to show you how we get down in Cali now do ya!" The 2 of them looked a little stunned, then we all busted out in laughter. The driver said, " Come on mon, I have no AC in this car, we have no beer or water, me and Jill are dying here." I said. "OK OK, nuff whining I will go tell D&L to hurry up." D&L finally came with all her bags and happy as a free lark. By this time the driver had went and purchased some water & beer for he and Jill. He had to climb in the front window because the front drivers side door did not open. So we are off to see the sunset. We ended up at Blue Cave castle and it seemed like we had it all to ourselves. We all did a toast right at sunset and talked for a good while and really got to know each other. Jill shared that she was from the Mid-West, I forgot which state, her kids are now grown, she recently divorced, her father passed and left her a boat load of cash, so she quit her job and came to Negril, she met the driver on her first reach. She then came back and was staying with him for a few weeks at his home. She said he cooked great meals for her everyday and even helps her sunburns by giving her full aloe body massages on his balcony that goes around the entire house with a view of everything as it is in the mountains. She also said they had a huge garden the their backyard and they pick the food fresh and cook it for her. She was very happy, and it seemed that all the stress of her dad,divorce and empty nest syndrome melted away while she was here.
Nightfall came. We left Blue Cave and was riding along the road which was so dark. You could not see anything until the headlights hit it. Mostly all you saw where crabs crossing the street as if they owned them(maybe they own a few shares). I kept wondering to myself why don't people catch these crabs and sell them? If I could capture all these crabs and bring them back to the U.S do you know how much money I could make! But they are just getting ran over. Oh well I guess the island is just so plentyful they need not bother with the crabs, if they want one they will grab one. Theres plenty. So as we continue to drive along we see a dog, right in the middle of the street. We did not see it until our headlight were right on it. We all yelled at the top of our lungs. The driver slammed on his breaks as hard as he could. We burned rubber and did not see the dog. "Oh my GAAAAAWWWD, we hit the dog!!!!" Jill says. She instantly gets of of the car in the middle of the road and is looking under the car...no dog, she ran to the side of the road...no dog, she went to the other side of the road ...no dog. The driver yells, "Jill!!! Get back in ths car, you are going to get hit!! Get back in this car!!! She got back in the car very upset and started to almost cry. The driver said "What is wrong with you! It's a dog!" She says, "I know! I LOVE dogs, I have 3 of them at home!" He says, " You give your life for a DOG!?" she replied, "YES! YES! I would!I love dogs ok?!!!"