Jet Ski Joy

As I have stated before I LOVE to jet ski. It's the first thing I do when I get to Negril. This particilar time it was my first time in Negril in 2010. We hit the jet ski, D&L and I shared one and the jetski owner jetted us around. Pretty full off rum & coke(cola) we get on the jet ski. Dude is a professional as he is smoking and jet skiing at the same time. I'm impressed. I bet I could do that. So I did. It was fun. I'm holding on with one hand, smoking with the other, enjoying the wind in my hair having a blast! We get to Booby Cay Island to have lobster(which I no longer eat shellfish) and the jet ski guy helps me off the jet ski. Why did my knees turn into jelly,they did not work and I slowly kind of fell onto the shore while at the waters edge. There were lots of rocks poking thru the sand and my knee started to bleed. The chef came and raised my leg to get a better look and he gently cupped some sea water with his hands and poured it on my wounded knee and said "The sea will heal your wounds". It just felt so special. I didn't feel any pain anyway, but if I would have I know it would have made me feel better. Just the fact that someone tended to me was nice. So we ate and left,and got back on the jet ski. We had such a good time there and we felt soooooo irie that on the ride back we were acting like little school children on the last day of school. I yelled at the top of my lungs "WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!YEAH!!!!!!!!!" along with that I was making my Mexican Fiesta noises along with my African tribal celebration noises. Basically I felt that since I was on the open ocean and far far away from the beach that I can get it all out. I felt that I might as well, where else can I scream sounds like this and while speeding on a Jet ski full of Rum, lobster and everything else? I convinced D&L to make some noise with me and she was nervous to do so. She finally caught on and we had the driver laughing because of our silliness. After a few minutes of this we realize we are actually no longer that far from the beach becasue he was driving so fast. EVERYBODY and I mean EVERYBODY heard our squeals as we were coming in, everyone was looking at us as we pulled up. I felt so embarrassed. WHY!!!!! WHY!!!!