Originally Posted by
brasi
I love the stuff about what to include and what not to include. I think the "TRIP REPORT INCLUSION SCALE"...should be implemented at the start of each report. LOL...........1-10 rating system..........also based on the number of trips and the person's comfort level in Jamaica.
i.e. Trip 5, INCLUSION LEVEL 4. hahahaha
THE TRIP REPORT INCLUSION SCALE
1. A newbie report. Lots of pics of food plates, talk of Rick's Cafe, jerk chicken, and use of the word "wonderful." May or may not have actually gotten jiggy with the lifeguard but NO WAY IN HECK is it in the report.2. The Bus Crawl was amazing and wow we ventured off the resort! The shocking stuff is left out because he or she is unaware that it is very common and they don't want to "stick out." The thought of including some stuff runs through the persons' mind.
3. Mentions Jamaican daggering to start gaining some street cred, throws in a few pics of the Jungle.
4. The truth...sorta...talks about getting "wasted" but no mention of what happens after.
5. The average report. Maybe a mention of a "working girl" "being at a a party" etc. "One guy winked at me." LOL
6. The truth becomes slighly warped. Lots of mentions of Jamaican cigarettes and rum. No mentions of condoms, hot innocent encounters are thrown in as symbolism LOL. But the boardies KNOW what's missing. LOL
7. The brave start to venture here...but there are still major holes. Evidence points to massive debauchery but it can't be proven. Rob can sleep at night but he's starting to worry lol.8. I have a feeling this Report is in this slot. We're gonna get some dirt. LOL
9. GerryG/Kahuna-ville. It's almost all there. The page views increase enormously. Readers have dreams wishing they were the folks experiencing this stuff. LOL. The producers of "Entourage" start calling for movie rights.
10. Complete INCLUSION. Yet to exist...who goes first? LOL
No offense to anyone...just jokin'....
