OK, I have another one (well I have a few, lol):
I'm down in Sav visiting my friend that was down from NYC and we had been chilling and enjoying Jamaica for a few days when my girls had arrived in Negril. One day we go get them to hangout in Sav. My friend is not a drinker (I am) and he always tries to keep up with me. Anyway I told him NOT to drink that night because we had to take them back to Negril be he does anyway, we get back to the house and he goes into the bedroom and does what...PASSES OUT!! Me, and my girls, his brother and another friend of theirs are in the living room just laughing and having a good time but it's getting late and we need to get them back to Negril.
SO I go into the bedroom to get him up and about 5 minutes later all I hear is one of my girls YELLING my name...I ran back in the livingroom to see what was going on and she says to me "He (the friend) just told me he wants me to have his baby, etc. etc. etc....." I looked at him like he was crazy and told him "You don't disrespect my friends like that, what's wrong with you don't you ever say nothing like that again!!!" Well he was embrassed behind that cuz then I went on a yelling spree throughout the house to my friend....cuz if he hadn't be drinking we wouldn't been at the house!!! You would had thought I was a crazy lady that night!!!!
