Is there something about the words "all-inclusive" I don't understand?

That would mean...all...as in everything...INCLUDED. LOL

OR

ALL-INCLUSIVE!!!!
*except drinks, ice, Red Stripe, some foods and most things you would want. All offers conditions, rules and previous promises are null and void once we have your money.*

Newfie: I stayed at the old Negril Inn once and it was the same way....don't judge Negril on this experience! There are hundreds of other places to stay!