Trip Journal- Jan 30- Feb 13- Negril- by Newfiesub

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Chapter 4
Hi Jamaica I'm Al.

I slowly come to life around 10am- takes a second or 2 but I realize I'm in Jamaica. I look over and the wife is still sawing logs so I try to be quiet, brush my teeth, splash some cool water on my face and hair, slip on shorts and try to slip out of the room without making any noise, ya ever notice how everything seem amplified when your trying to be quiet lol.

I make my way to the beach hoping to find a coffee on the way- coffee pot is empty but I make it out on the sand- WOW!! the beach and water is as beautiful as everyone said it was. I walk right into the ocean and have a dip as I will do every morning I am here. The beach goes on for miles and there are people everywhere. Try to make it back to the resort stairs and am stopped by some guy selling gonga, some guy selling bananas and a guy yelling- FRESH MANGO, POPYA, ORANGE AND ANOTHER KIND OF JUICE LOL. The juice guy is trying to convince be to buy and also has ganga or anything else for sale. The first words out of his mouth are” did you just get here mon!! They can tell who is new and who has been there awhile. Now to get coffee and get back to the room with 1 for the wife, not to be. No coffee mon it'll be about 10 min, lol. I didn't know what Jamaican time was until the 10min took 45. Finally headed back to the room with coffee in hand and looking forward to waking up the wife up and starting our vacation.

The wife, still fast asleep, looked to peaceful to wake so I made a little noise and she came to lol. Gave her the coffee and said we need to talk before she looked or went outside. I explained to her that our resort was a little different than the one she'd seen when we dropped everyone else off. By little I meant night and day, told her how much I loved her and that it didn't seem bad but not what she is used to. She was pretty cool about it and said if I made a mistake there would be no sex for 2 weeks, lol. I reminded her this was “All Inclusive lol”. I thought it was funny but she didn't.

First thing we had to do was register as they were closed at 5.30am so off we go to the office. The grounds here aren't that bad, clean, small and pretty straight from front to back. Very pretty actually, so far so good, the wife seemed to like the smallness so far. We get signed in and take a walk out to the dining and beach area with new florescent green bracelets, the ones that let everyone now which resort your staying at, ours soon came off lol.

We find where all the things are we need to know, pool, dining and beach area, public washrooms, I mean other than the pool, just kidding. We meet the security guard, for the life of me I can't remember her name but a nice lady. I explain to her that we will be taking our bracelets off and why. She understands and suggests we wait a couple of days till the staff know who we are, made sense and we did.

OK first things first, I made my way to the bar,can't remember his name either, introduced myself and put a 20 American in his hand. That takin care off I made to way to the pool bar and did the same, I believe his name is Andrew or something like that, I called him nurse every time I needed a drink, which was often. I spent most of my time making friends at that bar, most of whom names I forget, sorry everyone lol. I blame my forgetfulness on Andrew.

More to come on chapter 4

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The wife and I have a drink and she is off to the room to unpack, I let her do this on her own as we only argue because I never seem to do anything right lol. She says it amazes her how I can get 5 cases of beer into a shopping bag but can't get 5 pair of shorts and t'shirts into a duffel bag lol. I am never aloud to pack or unpack, awe what a drag and I so wanted to lol, NOT.

Now that she is busy its time for me to get busy, we agreed that our first couple of days in Jamaica would be spent on the resort unwinding and relaxing. Now, her idea of relaxing and mine are somewhat different, she likes to lounge about taking in the sun, reading her book and sipping on a drink. Me on the other hand like to sit at the swim up bar and drink until well I have to go to the room for a siesta, thats my idea of relaxing down south and relax I did. It got to the point that after a few days I was famous for not staying awake past 2 in the afternoon lol. The wife doesn't mind and I like to take full advantage of the AI.

So off to the swim-up-bar I go and guess what, you have to pay for the drinks there, no ****, all inclusive have to use the dinning room bar. I get out of the pool and go to the dinning bar for a beer and, you guest it, out of beer and it's only noon. I'm told, no problem mon, you can get beer at the swim-up bar, cool, so I go back and order a red stripe only to be asked for $3.50. I tell the bartender that they are out of beer in the dinning room and the guy told me to come here. He says “yea mon that happens a lot, $3.50 or should I run you a tab” I was getting pissed now and said I not paying for a beer I'm all inclusive. So he takes the beer back and suggest I have a rum drink of some kind- so I order a rum n seven- he says no mon you have to go to the dinning bar for that, ha ha ha – this is no fun at all. Out of the pool I go for the second and get to the dinning bar, order a rum and seven, I can make it but I have no ice lol, are you kidding me, at any moment I expect all the staff to start laughing and clapping and someone say, GOT YA we were just missing with you mon, well that didn't happen, welcome to the “Fun Holiday Beach Resort.

To be continued