BECAUSE :Originally Posted by RockRobster
Number 1 .............. Tito is made in USA ............. I always buy American products if they are close in price, quality, availability, etc..... to something made in a foreign country .......... (personal exception - I buy local products when in foreign ......... but does not apply to France as I would never go there)
Number 2 ........... The French are too theoretical....................... There’s an old joke about an international committee watching a new invention at work. While everyone else is impressed, the French commissioner worries, “It obviously works in practice, but will it work in theory?”
Number 3 ............ They are rude .............. The "Paris Syndrome" is a medically recognised type of depression which afflicts foreign visitors to Paris, caused by the sustained rudeness of French people to outsiders. I am not kidding ! !
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15391010.../#.T2AeucWXSVM
Seems this illness has taken the place of gout -- a problem of the privileged which is hard to sympathize with.
Number 4 ............. Because they took the cow pie…................. and turned it into a hat ................. Well, that's what the beret is, isn't it?
Number 5 ............ Because they love Jerry Lewis ............ They even gave him the French Legion of Honor, one of the rarest honors in the entire world ..................... it is traditionally awarded only to victorious French generals ................. rare honor indeed ! ! !
