Brasi Bellyflop Challenge 4/23/12: Can you FLOP, pop?

[brasi]

Dear Judges,

I have received several reports of judges considering behaving with less than complete wardrobe integrity. Unfortunately, this will not be tolerated by ANY means. I fear without a Wardrobe QC Inspection by Spottycatz and Rasta Stan the Flop could be in danger. These guys are sacrificing part of their day as Costume QC professionals. Understand they don't really WANT to make sure your bikini tops are on tight, or that your towel adequately covers your "derrier,"---but they are the most qualified to do so.

It's for the good of the team, ladies.

Thanks for your continued support of the contest. Remember: red drink, red nail polish, and so on. Lip GLOSS, not lip STICK. When in doubt, go with a french manicure-they match any drink, and thongs thongs thongs. And let us not forget the sparkly eye shadow.

With thickness,

Brasi

the message above is an absolute farce

[beachgirl66]

and thongs thongs thongs.

You have GOT to be kidding me.....

[marley9808]

Lol

[brasi]

You have GOT to be kidding me.....

How did u guess? haha

[BreanaAshlee]

and thongs thongs thongs.

i hope you are talking about thong..sandals..

[brasi]

Yup! That's what I meant!

[Patty Sather]

Dear Judges,

I have received several reports of judges considering behaving with less than complete wardrobe integrity. Unfortunately, this will not be tolerated by ANY means. I fear without a Wardrobe QC Inspection by Spottycatz and Rasta Stan the Flop could be in danger. These guys are sacrificing part of their day as Costume QC professionals. Understand they don't really WANT to make sure your bikini tops are on tight, or that your towel adequately covers your "derrier,"---but they are the most qualified to do so.

It's for the good of the team, ladies.



Thanks for your continued support of the contest. Remember: red drink, red nail polish, and so on. Lip GLOSS, not lip STICK. When in doubt, go with a french manicure-they match any drink, and thongs thongs thongs. And let us not forget the sparkly eye shadow.

With thickness,

Brasi

Hahahahah....YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!!! IM on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brasi]

Bumping this thread!

The most important stuff cut and pasted here:
Brasi's Bellyflop Challenge, Monday April 23. Seastar Inn, West End.

Pre-gaming begins @ 2 pm. The jump-off time? 2:30 pm sharp (Post flop...we can't miss sunset LOL).

We ask that spectators and participants donate $100J to the Buy a Brick Program.

Our winner will receive a $20 Seastar bar tab, a Certificate of (Thick) Achievement, and some surprises.

Contestants will be have their FLOPS judged from 1-3 on the
1. loudness of their "slap" and
2. distance of their splash
3. style

Adding these scores from each judge together is the overall score per flop, for example, 3, 3, 2 = 8. (A 9 is a perfect score) Rounds 1,2 will consist of 2 flops per contestant, with the best flop counted as the score for advancement. The field will be narrowed in each successive round depending on the number of contestants. Championship Round # 3 will feature the Top 3 Floppers.

Basic guidelines have been established for flopper's safety: no running, biting, kicking or pulling of hair will be allowed. Contestants must not eat less than one hour prior to going in the pool. LOL

Judges will be required to sit poolside with their feet in the water.

There are still LIMITED slots open for floppers.

At this point, if you wish to flop please sign up no later than 2 pm, in person, at Seastar on the day of. I am never sure how much web access I am going to have in the country. (I am going to be in Belmont 'til the morning of the event). I don't want to leave anyone out but we have to insure the BBC concludes by around 4 pm.

I plan to have lunch at Seastar on the 23rd...so I will be there around 1 pm on...

Fun times dudes! I hope to meet many of you here, and please feel free to spread the word. This will be a lighthearted and low-level competition...we just want to have some fun with our pals and raising a few dollars for Negril schools is a nice side-benny.

The Judges
Beachgirl66
Clarity
Marley
Tizzy
Juli
Patty
Becca-jean

Here is the latest list of Floppers:
Brasi
Ninja
Markus
Booger
Sandie
Jon
Guirigay
Tattoo
MuzikDoc
DrummerBoy

Wardrobe QC:
RastaStan
SpottyCatz

Tx everyone! If I left anyone out, sorry. Just come to Seastar day of an we'll work ya in.

[TizzyATX]

This is a very well thought out event Brasi. Well done

[beccajean_ca]

I can't wait ..this alone is going to be worth the trip....but I'm with the rest of the ladies *thongs* to funny