Dear Mr. brasi, Mr. booger, Mr. Tattoo et al

re: Viewing of Bellyflop Challenge

Due to my poor planning and lack of membership in the 1% club, I sadly must report myself as doubtful for the actual onsite festivities. Therefore I will be forced to follow events from afar.

I feel adequately covered on almost all details on the Calendar of Events for my Virtual Vacation to Negril April 20th to April 28th, 2012. Between trip reports and photos it’s going to be big fun. (maybe not as exciting as actually being there)

Yet there is one blaring gap and I would be remiss if I did not draw your attention to this matter.

While later video shots will surely give us a thrilling account, live footage of the actual event beamed around the globe is truly the only way to really be a World Class Event.

I therefore pledge the sum of 5000 dollars towards achieving this goal.
Conditions (of course)

a. I get to appoint 1 honorary celebrity judge for the event
b. The event is webcast or at the very least onsite live blogging with video

If somehow you are able to procure the world wide webcast (I know it is about Mr. Robs only day off) or convince/make someone give us live updates of the event without using my funds then please donate 100% of my 5000 dollars (J) to the Buy-a-Brick(Block) fund.

Said funds will be deposited at the Bank of Seastar.
Please advise.


Your obedient servant,

Mr. X (representing Mr. X and those unable to attend in person)