Brasi Bellyflop Challenge 4/23/12: Can you FLOP, pop?

[brasi]

Dear Judges,

I have received several reports of judges considering behaving with less than complete wardrobe integrity. Unfortunately, this will not be tolerated by ANY means. I fear without a Wardrobe QC Inspection by Spottycatz and Rasta Stan the Flop could be in danger. These guys are sacrificing part of their day as Costume QC professionals. Understand they don't really WANT to make sure your bikini tops are on tight, or that your towel adequately covers your "derrier,"---but they are the most qualified to do so.

It's for the good of the team, ladies.

Thanks for your continued support of the contest. Remember: red drink, red nail polish, and so on. Lip GLOSS, not lip STICK. When in doubt, go with a french manicure-they match any drink, and thongs thongs thongs. And let us not forget the sparkly eye shadow.

With thickness,

Brasi

the message above is an absolute farce