Brasi Bellyflop Challenge 4/23/12: Can you FLOP, pop?

[Guirigay]

Thanks ladies for not having balls, ewwwwwwww. So joking aside, WTF? I feel like I'm reading a review with poems.

There once was a man name of Booger,
his barbs stung like the sweetest brown sugar,
though he tried to be rude
you know that the dude
had the bite of an old toothless cougar!

Hah! Now there's poetry in this thread beaches!!