OMG girl...you kill me. That was hillarious. From the descriptive bat attack leading to you falling off the cliff being paralyzed by lion fish and eaten by sharks. omg

Bats are pretty cool actually, and even kinda cute. In Austin we have an unusual congregration of Mexican bats under one of our downtown bridges. During the spring and summer months, you can camp out and wait for them to emerge. Right before sunset like clockwork you can see some million bats come out from there hiding spots under the bridge. It's quite an amazing site to see. We appreciate their presence during these warm humid months, because they keep the mosquito/insect population under control. Love us some bats! Here's a video to give you an idea...incredible to see....Clarity, if you ever come to ATX, be sure to avoid the cold cuts if you're gonna check the bats out. They come out in literal SWARMS. LOL