I must say that the cliff area of Negril is definitely very quiet and hassle free... compared to the rest of Negril. I feel like the cliffs are more ideal for couples though.
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Anyway, that first night we decided to go to a beach park party where all the locals hang at. It wasn’t as crazy as what I thought it was going to be considering my adventures at “THE JUNGLE”.
I want to use this opportunity right now to thank Daisy a.k.a. “Clarity” for the fun night…
Okay, long story short I didn’t really see anyone my type at the beach party but Daisy was SO determined to find me a girl.....
So she talked to this local guy who in turn whistled at one of his lady friends. She in turn called me over…
I didn’t really get a good look until I got up close. Then I thought: “Oh Hell!” “What the _____ did I just get myself into!?!” She simply was just not my type and she was old enough to be my mother! You do the math!
One thing I learned about myself on this trip and this goes all the way back to the beginning is? You guessed it…. I have a hard time just “SAYING NO”
I’m just too damn nice and really hate hurting people’s feelings, so needless to say I spent all night with her keeping Markus and Daisy closeby
The whole time I was giving Daisy the evil eye like: “I’m going to get you back for this!” LOL!
Anyway, it was funny… I asked the lady (Again bad at remembering names) to show Daisy how to dance and it was hilarious watching her attempt to get into that “Daggering” position!
But the most awkward part came when I found out her SON was at the party and he comes over to talk to his mom.
She doesn't stop dancing with me while they are talking! I’m behind her and she dancing all provocative on me in front of him! Not to mention the fact that at that moment she grabs my hand and puts it on her chest. So now it's holding her Chest! (Not going to get too graphic but you get the point ) All this in front of her son! Her son was my age. Can you guys say awkward? Lol Thanks Daisy!
Anyway, yet another eventful night in Negril!
I'll let Daisy say something in her defense. Haha ! Here's the keyboard !
