14-20 Sleeps? - 14-20 Tings On Your Plate! What Ya Gonna On Your April reach?

[marley9808]

18 sleeps:

1. I am going to drink as many fruity tasty fun drinks as possible ( I won't keep track though because that is too much work)
2. I am going to FINALLY see a good concert in Negril WHILE I am there! Luciano....thanks SeaStar!
3. I am going to eat as much Xtabi French Toast as I can!
4. I am going to learn how to match my drink with my outfits and even my shoes and nail polish, I will learn from the Queen!
5. CHICKEN BUS!
6. I am going to lose 5 pounds just from laughing all week (I expect a lot of this will happen at the BBC) and that will be the ONLY sort of weightloss regimen I will be following on this trip LOL
7. Judging the BBC!!!!
8. Group cliff jump from Catcha
9. Group photo shoot at Xtabi
10. I am going to have a blast meeting the most boardies I have ever met in one place (this has to be a record)
11. I am going to FINALLY have some of Bentley's world famous crab cakes! Yum!
12. Probably the greatest pub crawl of all time with super crazy fun boardies!
13. 3 dives....yum
14. webcast at Canoe, steel drums, rum punch, enough said
15. Boardie Bash!!!!!!!!!!!
16. World's Best Rum Cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17. Smiling A LOT!
18. Seeing all of our friends and meeting new ones. Finally meeting Clarity/Markus, Booger/Sandie, Brasi, Patty, Sweetness, Beachgirl, Guirgay/Sweetiepie, Spottycatz, Indybob, Rasta Stan, and the list goes on....oh gosh, this is going to be FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Soon come!

[spottycatz]

I know, it was like, 'here's a ticker specially designed for your holiday'. Good omen methinks!!!

[marley9808]

It has to be! Now if there was a chicken on it, that would be even better! LMAO

[ralonzo29]

17 maybe even 16 since I usually dont sleep the last day before. But if we quantify sleeping as 6-8 hours of actual sleep I might have 8 sleeps left since I technically have a durational sleep equal to probably half of what my quantification is. (NERD)

1. I'm going to enjoy watching my wife grin ear to ear
2. I'm going to enjoy getting my wife to de-funk-tify
3. I'm going to enjoy my wife (get your mind out of the gutter)
4. YS again (maybe this time we'll get to do the zip line)/ Pelican Bar
5. I'm going to enjoy bartending and general frivolity on the Chicken Bus
6. I'm going to celebrate Winning the FLOP
7. Jump off the Lighthouse at NE or something equally as high because life is a contact sport so get a helmet
8. Listening/Dancing and sweeping my wife's feet off the ground at Luciano Concert
9. Boardie Bash
10. Being alone with my wife and the 200 boardies that she forums with everynight
11. Returning home (NEGRIL not Clearwater)
12. Eating Jerk Chicken on the side of the road / and 3dives
13. Eating Biggas
14. Eating some of that delicious RUm cake
15. Eating my secret Rum Cake with Rob and Rob alone :P
16. Eat my fill of Juicy Patties or Out of town Pastry patties (DID I SAY EATING)
17. Getting more "SPANISH" cigars for my humidor
18. Writing in my Journal

All in all rest, relaxation and needed fun. Ninja OUT!

[brasi]

6. I'm going to celebrate Winning the FLOP
Ninja OUT!

LOVE the confidence. LOVE it.

I cannot talk trash because my Flops are exhibitions...but my neighbors think my practice Flops are pure. They didn't like the kiddie pool filled with Jello, but...they'll get over it.

SPOTTY: Good work. There will be 6 SCOTS (counting the married-to's) on the Magic Poultry Bus. Just sayin'

[marley9808]

Oh and Ninja-
If #15 happens....then #3 is NOT happening! LMAO

[brasi]

Oh and Ninja-
If #15 happens....then #3 is NOT happening! LMAO

I saw Raul leaving himself exposed for this. LOL


"I will ride in the back with Booger and a small baby's forearm..."


This bus omg....it will need wings.

Those boardies that bring some toy army men and green face paint MAY get a bonus...

GUIRIGAY: I am at Seastar then, if I make it back from Belmont, at a nice beach hotel, both have great pools. During such time as I am not accompanied by above mentioned "hot girls and stuff"---which is when I am awake and not dreaming because I have no 'GAME.' (Patty 'Angelina Jolie' Sather and the Flop judges excluded of course, I most def think they are the most redonkulously talented panel of judges EVER...not to mention beautiful beyond compare!)---you can be my guests.

BTW: SLIPPED THROUGH THE CRACKS ALERT...um, Sweetie, I mean, errr...'Lurker' Pie...if you ain't judgin'...YOU'RE FLOPPIN!!!!

Sic her Marley, sic her! LOL

An Ode to Lurker Pie:
Sweetie Pie? I think not!
A lurker here we have got
But she's jumpin' in
Or judgin' it
'Cause Mrs. Sather is hot!


i know you are reading, Lurker Pie!

[ralonzo29]

Oh and Ninja-
If #15 happens....then #3 is NOT happening! LMAO

Well I guess its hammock sleeping while in Negril. MORE CAKE FOR ME AND ROB

[Guirigay]

Got 14-20 sleeps left? What ya gonna do on your reach this APRIL? Quick! List one for each sleep!

1. I will keep track of every Red Stripe I drink. This will allow me to develop Daily Average Red Stripe Consumption (DARSC) data. This is important information and I suggest you all start your own tracking as well.

We will track DARSC, but also DAAT (Daily Average Appleton & Ting) and DADBAD (Daily Average Dirty Banana Averaged Daily). A team of research assistants is working on a formula involving height, weight and resting heart rate and VBSWI (Visible Bare Skin While Imbibing) that should provide some amusing results.

2. I shall jump off a cliff from (or taller than) at least or less than 12 feet.

Sweetie Pie is excited to jump with her booties on! 12 is pretty easy, hard to eff yourself up to bad from 12. 18-20, the big cliff at Xtabi? You can eff yourself up if you don't do it right but probably not kill yourself. Idiots have killed themselves there. That puts it right in my risk wheelhouse. Plus it's Xtabi and there is a lower cliff jump option. Plus cave shots. Cave shots and cliff jump shots at the same time could be cool.

3. I shall eat several pepperoni pizzas. Gotta fatten back up. LOL

I shall eat a lot of fruit for breakfast, a lot of patties and french fries for lunch, a lot of jerk and brown stew for dinner and hopefully one nice dinner at Ivan's with some new friends.

4. The Flop on 4/23.

I will participate in and lose the flop. This is a rigged game from the get and I don't have a chance. I've placed a large wager in Vegas on Muzikdoc. I will however go down in flames. I will find a way to make my flop memorable.

5. Magic Bus Pelican

I will ride in the back with Booger and a small baby's forearm.

6. Belmont

Jealous here, that should be awesome. Definitely have some people time already in the schedule.

7. Crazy videos of beach and girls and stuff

Crazy videos of kids playing with toys and drunks playing with toys and kids watching drunks play with toys, and girls, and stuff. Oh, and girls.

8. Bentley's

Definitely, Definitely early and then maybe definitely again.

9. pool

Gotta say the sea, I love the sea, can't wait to swim in it again.

10. beach

We spent our beach day walking last reach, I think we want to pick a little stretch of it to gravitate on this time.

11. pool

Well, you're pretty persistent on this pool thing. The doghouse we're staying in only has a water bowl. Where's your pool?

12. beach

OK, I'm starting to get it, Beach-Beach-Beach... I'll go back to the beach for a run at 7 with Patty, are you serious about that Patty?

13. Bash

Most definitely.

14. beach

So if we count Belmont as beach, which we easily can and actually do, that's four beaches out of 14 choices, I must counter with a cliff. I jumped off one earlier but now I'm just hangin', listening to the rush of waves on the rocks and watching the endless natural fountains run down the pockmarked coral cliff faces.

15. Visiting old friends from our last reach.

16. Sunrise. I don't think we'll see every sunrise this time but we'll catch a few.

17. Sunset. C'mon, you know it!

18. Meeting new friends we've come to know from this board. Very excited about that. Sweetie Pie just finished up her annual conference this past weekend which has been an enormous effort for her the past month. She should be around soon I think. She was just asking this weekend this same sort of question, "What are you most looking forward to?"

Soon come!

Tap, Tap, Tap...

[Sweetie pie]

Finally, I have come to the board. I just want to say that I can not wait to meet everyone as so many have already become dear to my Guirigay and I. Guirigay is a hard act to follow in his words and thoughts, but I can only hope to improve upon his words with my pictures of this great adventure that will be upon us all here very soon.

The one thing that I look forward to doing on this trip is seeing more dogs and bringing more dog bones!