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Got 14-20 sleeps left? What ya gonna do on your reach this APRIL? Quick! List one for each sleep!

1. I will keep track of every Red Stripe I drink. This will allow me to develop Daily Average Red Stripe Consumption (DARSC) data. This is important information and I suggest you all start your own tracking as well.
We will track DARSC, but also DAAT (Daily Average Appleton & Ting) and DADBAD (Daily Average Dirty Banana Averaged Daily). A team of research assistants is working on a formula involving height, weight and resting heart rate and VBSWI (Visible Bare Skin While Imbibing) that should provide some amusing results.

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2. I shall jump off a cliff from (or taller than) at least or less than 12 feet.
Sweetie Pie is excited to jump with her booties on! 12 is pretty easy, hard to eff yourself up to bad from 12. 18-20, the big cliff at Xtabi? You can eff yourself up if you don't do it right but probably not kill yourself. Idiots have killed themselves there. That puts it right in my risk wheelhouse. Plus it's Xtabi and there is a lower cliff jump option. Plus cave shots. Cave shots and cliff jump shots at the same time could be cool.

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3. I shall eat several pepperoni pizzas. Gotta fatten back up. LOL
I shall eat a lot of fruit for breakfast, a lot of patties and french fries for lunch, a lot of jerk and brown stew for dinner and hopefully one nice dinner at Ivan's with some new friends.

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4. The Flop on 4/23.
I will participate in and lose the flop. This is a rigged game from the get and I don't have a chance. I've placed a large wager in Vegas on Muzikdoc. I will however go down in flames. I will find a way to make my flop memorable.

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5. Magic Bus Pelican
I will ride in the back with Booger and a small baby's forearm.

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6. Belmont
Jealous here, that should be awesome. Definitely have some people time already in the schedule.

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7. Crazy videos of beach and girls and stuff
Crazy videos of kids playing with toys and drunks playing with toys and kids watching drunks play with toys, and girls, and stuff. Oh, and girls.

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8. Bentley's
Definitely, Definitely early and then maybe definitely again.

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9. pool
Gotta say the sea, I love the sea, can't wait to swim in it again.

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10. beach
We spent our beach day walking last reach, I think we want to pick a little stretch of it to gravitate on this time.

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11. pool
Well, you're pretty persistent on this pool thing. The doghouse we're staying in only has a water bowl. Where's your pool?

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12. beach
OK, I'm starting to get it, Beach-Beach-Beach... I'll go back to the beach for a run at 7 with Patty, are you serious about that Patty?

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13. Bash
Most definitely.

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14. beach
So if we count Belmont as beach, which we easily can and actually do, that's four beaches out of 14 choices, I must counter with a cliff. I jumped off one earlier but now I'm just hangin', listening to the rush of waves on the rocks and watching the endless natural fountains run down the pockmarked coral cliff faces.

15. Visiting old friends from our last reach.

16. Sunrise. I don't think we'll see every sunrise this time but we'll catch a few.

17. Sunset. C'mon, you know it!

18. Meeting new friends we've come to know from this board. Very excited about that. Sweetie Pie just finished up her annual conference this past weekend which has been an enormous effort for her the past month. She should be around soon I think. She was just asking this weekend this same sort of question, "What are you most looking forward to?"

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Soon come!
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