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    Got 14-20 sleeps left? What ya gonna do on your reach this APRIL? Quick! List one for each sleep!

    1. I will keep track of every Red Stripe I drink. This will allow me to develop Daily Average Red Stripe Consumption (DARSC) data. This is important information and I suggest you all start your own tracking as well.
    We will track DARSC, but also DAAT (Daily Average Appleton & Ting) and DADBAD (Daily Average Dirty Banana Averaged Daily). A team of research assistants is working on a formula involving height, weight and resting heart rate and VBSWI (Visible Bare Skin While Imbibing) that should provide some amusing results.

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    2. I shall jump off a cliff from (or taller than) at least or less than 12 feet.
    Sweetie Pie is excited to jump with her booties on! 12 is pretty easy, hard to eff yourself up to bad from 12. 18-20, the big cliff at Xtabi? You can eff yourself up if you don't do it right but probably not kill yourself. Idiots have killed themselves there. That puts it right in my risk wheelhouse. Plus it's Xtabi and there is a lower cliff jump option. Plus cave shots. Cave shots and cliff jump shots at the same time could be cool.

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    3. I shall eat several pepperoni pizzas. Gotta fatten back up. LOL
    I shall eat a lot of fruit for breakfast, a lot of patties and french fries for lunch, a lot of jerk and brown stew for dinner and hopefully one nice dinner at Ivan's with some new friends.

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    4. The Flop on 4/23.
    I will participate in and lose the flop. This is a rigged game from the get and I don't have a chance. I've placed a large wager in Vegas on Muzikdoc. I will however go down in flames. I will find a way to make my flop memorable.

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    5. Magic Bus Pelican
    I will ride in the back with Booger and a small baby's forearm.

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    6. Belmont
    Jealous here, that should be awesome. Definitely have some people time already in the schedule.

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    7. Crazy videos of beach and girls and stuff
    Crazy videos of kids playing with toys and drunks playing with toys and kids watching drunks play with toys, and girls, and stuff. Oh, and girls.

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    8. Bentley's
    Definitely, Definitely early and then maybe definitely again.

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    9. pool
    Gotta say the sea, I love the sea, can't wait to swim in it again.

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    10. beach
    We spent our beach day walking last reach, I think we want to pick a little stretch of it to gravitate on this time.

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    11. pool
    Well, you're pretty persistent on this pool thing. The doghouse we're staying in only has a water bowl. Where's your pool?

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    12. beach
    OK, I'm starting to get it, Beach-Beach-Beach... I'll go back to the beach for a run at 7 with Patty, are you serious about that Patty?

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    13. Bash
    Most definitely.

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    14. beach
    So if we count Belmont as beach, which we easily can and actually do, that's four beaches out of 14 choices, I must counter with a cliff. I jumped off one earlier but now I'm just hangin', listening to the rush of waves on the rocks and watching the endless natural fountains run down the pockmarked coral cliff faces.

    15. Visiting old friends from our last reach.

    16. Sunrise. I don't think we'll see every sunrise this time but we'll catch a few.

    17. Sunset. C'mon, you know it!

    18. Meeting new friends we've come to know from this board. Very excited about that. Sweetie Pie just finished up her annual conference this past weekend which has been an enormous effort for her the past month. She should be around soon I think. She was just asking this weekend this same sort of question, "What are you most looking forward to?"

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    Soon come!
    Tap, Tap, Tap...
    What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love and Understanding?

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    Finally, I have come to the board. I just want to say that I can not wait to meet everyone as so many have already become dear to my Guirigay and I. Guirigay is a hard act to follow in his words and thoughts, but I can only hope to improve upon his words with my pictures of this great adventure that will be upon us all here very soon.

    The one thing that I look forward to doing on this trip is seeing more dogs and bringing more dog bones!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie pie View Post
    Finally, I have come to the board. I just want to say that I can not wait to meet everyone as so many have already become dear to my Guirigay and I. Guirigay is a hard act to follow in his words and thoughts, but I can only hope to improve upon his words with my pictures of this great adventure that will be upon us all here very soon.

    The one thing that I look forward to doing on this trip is seeing more dogs and bringing more dog bones!
    Sweetie pie is on the board! I 'm going to make a prediction that you and my Sandie are going to hit it off. She's quite the animal person as well. See ya soon!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Juli View Post
    Brasi has standards, he's not a guy who can be picked up at a bar!!! He has class. Didn't you guys see what he wrote, mani that matchy matchy, singer, cool name, on FB.
    And no Brasi, those lines don't work.. And don't you say Yes, to any girl who wants you to be their Baby Daddy, your feelings will be hurt when you hear that she asks every" Good
    Look'in New York Singer Guy' the same thing. Us girls have to teach you a few things before you start looking for your Jamaican Wifey...
    Juli , Brasi is a total work in progress! And we have about 10 days to school him He will hide from us I'm sure!

    Quote Originally Posted by Muzikdoc View Post
    Getting a wife at the Jungle does not take 2 or 3 trips....It's 2 or 3 drinks...I jok ingly told the Cake lady at Yellowbird last February I was looking for a Jamaican wife..For three days she had possible prospects show up at the bar..LOL.. I told her I was kidding. She Told me she wanted me to meet nice ladies so I would stay away from the bad girls..HA HA HA HA!
    This is just hillarious~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patty Sather View Post
    Juli , Brasi is a total work in progress! And we have about 10 days to school him He will hide from us I'm sure!



    This is just hillarious~
    Wing ladies are probably the ultimate partner in crime to have but somehow I think Brasi may be grateful he has a few bro's to help clear up all the chatter your running interference is going to create!! Wine, women and song Brasi! Wine, fine women and song! Oh, and don't forget the women, the fine, fine women...
    What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love and Understanding?

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    [QUOTE=Sweetie pie;46285]Finally, I have come to the board. I just want to say that I can not wait to meet everyone as so many have already become dear to my Guirigay and I. Guirigay is a hard act to follow in his words and thoughts, but I can only hope to improve upon his words with my pictures of this great adventure that will be upon us all here very soon.

    SWEETIE PIE!!!!!!!! We are so excited you came !!!!

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