LOL, I like to set little traps like that too (don't forget any accessible window)! Gives me just enough warning to grab something to bust "them" in the head if need be....although I sleep light and hear people moving well before they get to my door anyway.

I spent too much time living in the projects. I used to not even get out of bed - if I heard someone, I'd just holler "Babe, get the nine - someone's out there" and then listen to the perp running away. There was no Babe, just me and my babies.