I Will Stay With You...

[Luvsdaislands]

OK, figure I would do a small Trip Report.

*DISCLAIMER..this will not be in any type of order*

This was my longest trip thus far with many longer trips to come...I think 2 weeks have fulfilled my *I need more time* cries!!! This trip was not exciting as the others, no real drama, didn't go partying as much, didn't go off to the hills/mountains with some strange rasta I just met, no midnight skinny dipping,....just a regular ole vacation!!!!

It was quite a few of us there during the 2 weeks...some came...some left...but we endured!!

Me and my Sissypoo met at Miami International (I from DC/MD and she from ATL) and had breakfast at TGI Fridays, hit the duty free for some spirits and boarded the plane to HOME. From the time we crossed left the plane to the time we stepped outside the airport it was all of 12 minutes, a NEW record for me. We shared the ride with some boardies we met on the plane (can't remember their names), but he said on the plane "I recognize you" He made me feel like a celebrity...hahaha!! We laughed and talked and shared Red Stripes on the ride to Negril, it was so much fun. Even learned how to "conceive in Jamaica" and all about "deposit"...

HOME at the Rayon Hotel and our rooms are ready, we drop off our stuff, have some fresh coconut water and then head to town to handle some business and hit the cambio and grocery store.

[Luvsdaislands]

Let's back up a bit to BEFORE the trip. Since we planned on being there for so long and planned on going back soon we shipped a box (we had TOO MUCh stuff for a barrel) of items to Jamaica and MsDreadyV (who was there celebrating her 50th for 50 days) picked up the box in Mobay and all of our stuff arrived save and sound. If I had all of my clothes and shoes I would had shipped those also.

*disclamer...I am OCD when it comes to packing and I DID still over pack and had to pay overweight fees....just lay hands on your monitor for me!!!!*

We shipped the items from Atlanta, but most major cities have cargo shipping and you do have to pay duty when it's received...all in all I think we spent about $250 total...give or take. Some of the items we are keeping in Jamaica at the Rayon for our return trips.

[irie luv]

This is like a breath of fresh air on this board...Thanks for sharing(love the locs )
Finally a different story. Thank you thank you thank you!!

[rastagal]

WOW! And I though I was crazy with packing too much stuff! Glad I'm not the only one...I was over by 4 pounds on Jetblue last trip but he let it slide...That was the 32" suitcase and it was a MONSTER! I couldn't even lift it into my trunk...then I had my 24" carry on suitcase AND my purse and laptop bag stuffed with more stuff...I have no idea how they let me on with so much stuff but I had a bruise on my shoulder from all the bags the next 3 days and my back was killing me...the funny thing is, there were still things I wish I had brought. Great report so far...carry on!

[yetta]

This is going to be a good one!! Loving it!!

[Eden]

Oh my goodness! I've never heard of anyone shipping all their luggage ahead for a vacation! Finally, someone who packs even more than me! Love the start of your report. Looking forward to seeing more of Rayon, too.

[Blandy1]

Loved seeing you at Canoe. Wish we would have had more time to visit. So good to put a face with the name.

[Luvsdaislands]

Sorry for the delay, had to take care of some personal matters.

Now let's see where was I....I brought liquor down with me a bottle of Coconut Ciroc, Peach Ciroc and Strawberry Queam since they don't sell those on the island. BUT I did find out that Rayon has regular Ciroc and Nuova(sp?)!! I tried not to drink to much on this trip and I think I suceeded in that because it has been trips where I would bled alcohol...I learned from that!!!

Let's move on to FIONESEXY (some may remember him from previous reports) well he was also on the island they same time as me this trip. Before he left New York he told me to call him and I was hesitant because of past *issues* but I did anyway because I knew we would run into each other at some party. WELL the first couple of visits was fine, even the first trip over to Sav, I chilled with him, cuz and twin and we had a good time drinking, laughing and such....then came time to go out!!! We head to the neighborhood hole in the wall (sorry STILL can't remember the name, all I know it's on the road of the stop light and near the Petcom gas station) but it wasn't anything popping so we heading back to Negril to party with twin in tow!!

We end up at American Pie (my second visit this trip) and it's a good vibe this night than before and it could had been because I was with a man and not alone (you do get treated differently with a man by your side in Jamaica than alone or with your girls!!!!). We are having a good time dancing and people watching until................WOOSAH WOOOOOOSAH.........he leaves me for a minute!! A guy walks up to me and offers some medicinal and I decline and then he starts with the *you know me*, *don't you remember me* blah blah blah....and I don't but so he can leave me alone I say *Oh yeah, I do* because I KNOW FIONESEXY is watching from wherever!! And sure enough I peep to my right and he pops up from out of thin air...UT OH. Here comes the 50 questions and attitude!!! Anyway we end up leaving American Pie and he gets furious that I won't go back to Sav with him...*personal reasons I won't reveal on this board*. But let's just say that I arrive safely back to Rayon without a kiss goodnight!!!

THE 2:30am WAKE UP: This was the crazyiest experience....THE one night that i *DID* decide to stay in Sav, I am awaken at 2:30am and for WHAT...to go to a club. I could be doing other thangs at 2:30am....hehehe. So I get up and dress and we head to Club Cancer (I think thats the name), and it's a regular Jamaican club but it has a stage with dancers and dancers mingling around. OK, not tripping because I go to strip clubs here in the States and have been to strip clubs in Jamaica. But I am sleepy and a bit angry so I'm not really feeling this!!! After about 30 minutes we leave the bar side and go to the dance floor and stage side and I'm just standing and watching folks and taking it all in. Then I look towards the stage and the dancer is complete nude...ok....look around some more and look back to the stage and now there is a man on stage....ok....look around some more and look back to the stage and now the man is nude....WOW... ...... wait for it...wait for it...wait for it.......................... I will not decribe in detail what went on but lets just say that I stood there for forty-five (45) minutes with my mouth open!!! (if you want detail, messge me here or on FB).


This was my wakeup and goodbye trip with him...he is fun when it comes to hanging out and partying and allowing me to see other parts of the Westmoreland area.

[Luvsdaislands]

Hey to the Blandys...same here!!! I was sooooo tired that day and was out it but I'm glad i got to put faces and names together!!!

[Luvsdaislands]

This trip report is in no order...just my thoughts as I remember! Here are some pics: