Those low toilets with the round plastic seats are just not cutting the mustard. AThrone that invites the visitor to stick around for a while, enjoy a cup of coffee or two, contemplate the Universe, or enjoy a leisurely read of a good book or newspaper.

The Crapper I seek is Tall and Strong, with a large opening covered with a thick and heavy oval seat, or better yet, one of those large horse shoe shaped seats so popular in men's rooms across my homeland. A Cold clean porcelain gift from the gods that invites it's guest to set a spell, and enjoy.