Trip reports are like flowers, they are to watered and nourished and admired. If their author negelects them, who do you think should care????
Trip reports are like flowers, they are to watered and nourished and admired. If their author negelects them, who do you think should care????
LOL Misti! I was thinking the same thing........knock knock, where are you guys?
Sorry, very busy, it may come in bits and pieces over the next few days... Here's a little...
I awake with great ease this morning and we are again well past the dawn. A little lounging and pillow play and we’re headed down for coffee. We roll easy this morning, hanging in the restaurant, chilling on the couches, grab another coffee. Gerry and Suzie Q grab a bite to eat. Gerry is thinking about the flop. Non-committal to this point, he’s talking about the $100 gift certificate that Chris has thrown in for the winner. “Might have to give it a try,” says the Mighty Californian, “ I could use that here!” Crap!! How the HELL am I going to beat Gerry in a Belly Flop competition?!?
What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love and Understanding?
Yay!! Guirigay is back!!
Looking forward to your next update
Carpe Diem
bout time
“Well,” says Gerry,”We’ll see…” and he and Suzie Q saddle up for adventuring, leaving me to ponder my various options for failure. Before they roll I run and grab a pic. This sight, seen a dozen times in the following week, is locked in forever. Negril, April 2012 baby…
I’m worried about the Flop and Sweetie Pie can sense it. “You need to relax,” she says and grabs my hand to lead me to the room. “You’re a genius!” I proclaim, ”I’d like to hire you full time as my flop preparation specialist.” We enter serious discussions regarding her compensation package. Ample time is spent in consideration of the leisure and entertainment clause. Once we reach a mutually beneficial conclusion to the negotiations we can get serious about getting my head in the right spot. Sweetie Pie recommends several sets of a new training program she is developing on the fly… FREAKING GENIUS… she dubs it the Hammock Game Regimen. Funny thing is, I don’t REALLY get that relaxed. There is, however, a respite, a moment of relief, of phenomenal relief from the building stress and pressure of the… Well she’s just a terrific little flop prepper, that’s my point…
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Well I think she's just plain terrific....
Stir IT UP
I concur!Originally Posted by TizzyATX
Michael!!!
Rise early, treat everyday as though it's your last and your last day as it's your first.
We return to the bar for a drink and something to eat. Sweetie Pie is craving some good old Negril French Fries and after a quick look at the menu I know what I’m ordering – POUTINE!! How is it that I travel 1600 miles south and end up ordering a national dish of the Great White North? Crazy, and actually pretty good. Ain’t no pile of fries, cheese curd and gravy like I’ve had at any number of Canadian ski resorts but it was pretty good. Got it again good. Makes me smile thinking about Canuck taters in Jamaica, mon! Lots of Canadians visit the SeaStar I think…
Late in the morning Brasi shows up and we start talking Flop. Brasi knows my plan and we discuss the functional details of how we’re going to pull it off. Brasi is only doing an “Exhibition” flop to start the proceedings and has a WWF type costume he plans on wearing. I’m pretty sure I’m only flopping the one time, I’ve got A LOT of crap and have a reasonably high level of confidence I’m going to hurt myself. “Last? Next to last?” asks Brasi and we settle on next to last, SOMEONE will have to go after me. Brasi becomes competitor O and I am competitor X.
Other floppers start to show. Drummerboy, what can he have planned? He’s thinner than me but very athletic. MuzikDoc, LORD ALMIGHTY, he was my pre-Negril odds leader and he looks every bit the part of the dominating, take no prisoners Flop Master. And then GerryG, Effin’ GerryG, comes rolling back in. Then Ninja is here, looking surprisingly laid back. And Booger looking incredibly laid back to no surprise at all. And Sandie, Super-Cali-Non-Fragilly Mo Fo Badazz Sandie is in the house. No weak sauce there, a lot more Francine style. GonJon is there too, but to be honest he only calculates as a variable for a brief but blazing moment we’ll get to later. You see, he seems to be a little pre-occupied. Focused? Yes, but not on the flop. He had a single flop eye-popper planned but Chris pulled the drain plug on it. He was gonna jump off the bar roof which would have resulted in immediate disqualification from the flop czar. “Must of agreed to that when I was drunk,”Says Chris, “All those promises are null and void.”
What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love and Understanding?
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