“Well,” says Gerry,”We’ll see…” and he and Suzie Q saddle up for adventuring, leaving me to ponder my various options for failure. Before they roll I run and grab a pic. This sight, seen a dozen times in the following week, is locked in forever. Negril, April 2012 baby…
I’m worried about the Flop and Sweetie Pie can sense it. “You need to relax,” she says and grabs my hand to lead me to the room. “You’re a genius!” I proclaim, ”I’d like to hire you full time as my flop preparation specialist.” We enter serious discussions regarding her compensation package. Ample time is spent in consideration of the leisure and entertainment clause. Once we reach a mutually beneficial conclusion to the negotiations we can get serious about getting my head in the right spot. Sweetie Pie recommends several sets of a new training program she is developing on the fly… FREAKING GENIUS… she dubs it the Hammock Game Regimen. Funny thing is, I don’t REALLY get that relaxed. There is, however, a respite, a moment of relief, of phenomenal relief from the building stress and pressure of the… Well she’s just a terrific little flop prepper, that’s my point…
