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    Re: Guirigay and Sweetie Pie’s PaRedux: It’s all true and it never really happened…

    So I've been MIA from reading the turtle trip reports. Just catching up now and I LOVE LOVE LUV my man Guirigay's recall of the events along with his internal commentary. Its nice to know at some point he and I were on the same page. Basically WTF can I do to win this up against the big guns and the acrobats. I did truly bring me back. At any moment you saw me not splashing I was basically think UHM NOW WHAT. Well when it came down to MANO A MANO (not to be confused with MONO y MONO - which means basically ape to ape) I think the show men did their best. As for Guirigay's last flop he went for the heart strings and well I just showed them all my HOT CHOCOLATE MANnerism doing what men do best, falling flat on their face But the flop was fun and I write my next lines as an ode to my fellow flop combatants, you will go down in history as the best, the brightest , the first :


    On this Day 8 Floppers were set,
    To drink and smoke and get really wet.
    Thanks to Brasi the pain was for cause,
    For some of us the pain would cause pause.

    To talk the purest flop for all invested,
    Musicdoc wins this uncontested.
    If its aerial height and ability to fly,
    even R.Kelly can see Drummerboy and Gonjon win the tie.
    Boogers got skin & the floppers tuck
    Sandies got Rocker Style, She don't give a F@$k

    Now GerryG had the biggest wake
    But back flopping came and stole his cake.

    I have to admit Guirigay shook my cool
    The minute his first flop hit the pool
    With props and bribes and a sly cunning grip
    his flops came alive with pure showmanship.

    But Guirigay fell victim to one of the classic blunders,
    A folly that surely pulled him asunder.
    The most famous being about land wars in Malaysia,
    Whats that Vizzini, oh I'm sorry its Asia.
    But only slightly less well known but equally sublime
    Never go in against a Ninja when the FLOP is on the line.
    Last edited by ralonzo29; 06-13-2012 at 11:05 AM.
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    ~from "The Eagle's Gift"~
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