LOL Clarity, you crack me up...yes they were serious! As always! HA!

And it's ok, you know we were only teasing about your match-making attempts...we know your heart is in the right place.....and no one was hurt (at least I don't think....Jamar? Can you answer that? You weren't hurt when that older lady grinded up on you, were you? LOL)

Hmmm, picture of the switchblade operation?!?!?!?! I have NO IDEA what you are speaking of.....LOL