Mr. X Does Negril (2010) with No Reservations
Chapter 14 – The Plane Ride
September 4th, 2010 – Saturday – Day 1 (AKA D-Day)
Up at 630am got to finish packing.
Did not sleep well.
Too many things to think about.
Excited.
Somehow she figures (talks to someone at Delta Airlines) out we get 2 suitcases each at no extra charge. That is 100lbs per person. She was worse than last year. Literally threw tons of clothes into 2 suitcases. That plan may be all well and good if you are staying in 1 place the whole time but if you are moving around heavy luggage and cannot get to ur clothes. Great me lugging heavy suitcases around Jamaica and her lucky to wear 10% of clothes she brought.
Maybe next year she will learn.
Maybe not.
What does she care?
If you got a valet maybe you are not worried about weight of suitcases.
But if you are The Valet (me) it’s a different story … heavy loads to foreign country uphill both ways.
Not like I did not mention to her about over packing about 1000 times in the last week.
House not cleaned
Laundry not done
Grass not cut
Lost my motivation about 3 weeks ago.
Just burned out but excited about going on vacation.
More importantly got a little extra money in my pocket and we are going to have a blast.
Can deal (or not) with home stuff later
Leave house at 9am
Is Going to Jamaica Dangerous?
Leaving my home is dangerous. Statistically for me the greatest danger on this 8 day adventure is getting hit by a texting teenage driver on the way to the Atlanta airport. So I drive my normal way to the airport. Not rushed or panicked. No major traffic on Saturday morning.
Take off supposed to be at 1207pm
Like to be early
Going smooth
Park in lot.
Shuttle bus right there. 4 suitcases and computer bag.
Dropped off right at Delta curbside since we already have boarding passes.
Short line.
Weighs her heavy bag first 52 lbs.
Damn.
Now I am going to have to start pulling stuff out right here at curbside and sticking stuff in my bags.
Sky Cap Guy says “No problem its ok.”
What?
Did he really say the exact phrase “no problem” about the luggage being overweight?
No problem is what he said.
All this time in my life I thought that was a hard and fast rule 50.0 lbs.
Did not know it was even possible to let you slide.
I managed to not say anything smart ass.
I guess I was a little shocked.
She claims I am acting like a “nut” all week about the weight of the suitcases. The fact that we each could only bring 1 suitcase with a 50lb max limit. Period. Now we are standing there with 4 suitcases and first one weighs more than the maximum limit and yet it’s “no problem”. My wife says the whole time packing not to worry. Everything will work out. When I explain overweight etc. extra charges. She don’t give a sh*t. Knows things will just work out. Damn guess she was right.
Kind of ticks me that I called Delta the day I got tickets and they said 1 suitcase each. She calls day before we leave and its 2 suitcases per person at no charge. If I called it would have gone from 2 suitcases to 1 suitcase per person. Whatever.
I guess I should be more open to the possibilities of life.
Mental note
Add to record that’s 1 time I was overweight limit at the airport and they let me slide and approximately a million times they did not let me slide and I had to start yanking stuff out of wife’s bag on my knees and repacking with a line of people behind me giving me the evil eyes.
Sky Cap Guy asks what is occasion of our trip?
Vacation and Birthday (she milks it all week).
He gives her 2 free drink tickets. Nice
$5 tip is now even more of a bargain
Want to ask again why we fly Delta?
Sure they got a near monopoly in Atlanta and make us pay higher prices but at least they are nice to me. Besides on this trip I feel like I got a hell of a deal. On this leg they are getting to haul more than 300lbs of me and my suitcases for $70 bucks so I got to feel pretty good about the exchange. Wifey is much lighter than me but apparently she has about 102lbs of luggage I am guessing so $70 bucks is still a bargain for her as well.
Go thru security
Long lines but goes fast
Normal stuff. Check email on laptop. Try to keep laptop fully charged. Not too many people to call early Saturday morning. Always nice to slip in conversation we will be out of the country this week. Ride train to gate no problem. Pop up to gate. We are early but it is listed on board. Nothing to do but chill for an hour or so till it boards. Starts loading 30 minutes before and looks like an on time take off from 10 minutes preflight. Try to get comfortable. Not a long flight but at 3 hours not short either. Reading material. Laptop. Note pad. Bottle water. Snacks. IPod.
All Reggae today.
All Reggae all week.
I am ready for vacation.
Spark the engines!
Damn if this moment did not take a long ass time to arrive.
Don’t let nobody jump us in line I want to yell to pilot but you know you cannot be acting up on an airplane these days.