Mr. X does Negril (2010) with No Reservations

[Mr. X]

Mr. X Does Negril (2010) with No Reservations

Chapter 39 – Later at Catcha
September 7th, 2010 – Tuesday – (Day 4)
Hung out after dinner and have a few more drinks. Relaxing. Went back up to room and hung out on our stunning terrace. Few Big Ass Lizards on the ceiling of patio catching bugs. Between the Geico Commercials and being in Jamaica I am trying to be at peace with the lizards and not freak out.

These are not ur normal green lizards. This are tourist lizards. Tourists leaves patio lights on. Light attracts bugs. Lizard just sits on ceiling and bugs keep landing all around. All u can eat buffet every night. No wonder they are big and fat. If they get any bigger they are going to be classified as baby alligators.

Granville’s wife does not like lizards I am laughing she is Jamaican and she does not like lizards. Too funny. I don’t really know what to do. Fortunately Granville is smart and experienced in these matters. He waved his arms AND yelled at them and they ran off. I guess I had not thought of yelling at them. Damn why did I assume lizards were deaf? Jeez don’t think I would last too long out in the wilds. Anyhow. We all hang out on the beautiful patio overlooking the ocean. Nice freaking view. Even at night with the moonlight.. The brochure photos don’t do it justice. All the vines growing up give tons of privacy. Granville and wife leave about 11pm. We laid out on patio. Could fully stretch out. Nice . Our friends were laying on the sofa in living room. Stayed awhile so peaceful listening to the ocean. Layed there for an hour or so.

Could not help but think about those big ass lizards directly above me maybe doing some kind of sneak attack now that Granville was gone. Of course I asked whether they bite. Seemed pertant information to me. Since that’s not a big threat I am not scared of them it’s just if I have to wake up and one is crawling on me. I know. I know. I know they are more scared of me than I am of them. I understand that I just don’t give a sh*t.



If I wake up and feel one of those crawling on me. Not worried about screaming. Just hope it don’t come out too high pitched. It’s going to be a fight to the death. If wifey has one get on her. She will really freak and I will be on checking for lizard duty rest of trip. Sh*t maybe checking for lizards for the rest of my life. Can u imagine 20 years from now still making me check for lizards everywhere we go. Love laying out here but maybe should go sleep in bed.

Got to be way harder for the lizards to get me all the way in there. Get up walk inside. Friends are gone. They must have went to bed. Close patio door to give lizards another hurdle. Eyes shut and asleep within 30 seconds of entering room.