i think it was the part of your post where you said "I go to..."
but okay no matter, but why not expect food equal to or maybe even from time to time better than back at home? I know I have had way better italian food in Negril than some spots in the US! think about it bredren, if all I knew of italian food was olive garden (god forbid) anyone of 5 or 6 italian restaurants would trump that experience, you see what i'm saying.
jamaica has awesome chefs, and tons of expats who open up spots to cater to expat communities and locals alike.
i don't wear panties, at least none I can say are mine- normally- so no worries about bunching here!