Our 1st trip to Hedo in the mid 80s'......We go to the prude beach for 3 days...Every time I look over to the nude beach,they are dancing/singing/bodypainting......Im intimidated....I finally say to my wife we have to go over there,its more fun....

So we walk over there and I act like John Wayne,been there done that nude thing....But,when I take off my bathing suit they see my white bunny tail ass and know it's never seen the sun....
I tell her to go to the bar and get us a drink,she says NO WAY you go.....So I go and sure enuf......This girl naked with HUGE ones is next to me and Im trying to look at my toes so....

You know.....Run back to the chair with the drinks.