Thanks Clarity, I lucked out with finding a beautiful wife. She's my best friend, my partner and my biggest supporter!Originally Posted by Clarity
This trip report is so much fun to read. I've laughed out loud a number of times ("Delightful and Delicious"! omg lol!!)
Your wife is beautiful!
Please Keep it coming
By the way we called the bridesmaids "Hooters Girls" in training
Last edited by Tanfastic; 11-01-2012 at 10:33 PM.
Sounds like alot of fun!
Trip #59 most of February
message for tanfastic. thanks for the pics. do you guys happen to need a pool boy? i'd work cheap? great report
Haaaaa! Awesomely cool to read! I love it that you are having a good time and do not appear to be working hard to do it! (Note to self...Add more alchohol to next Negril trip, use Mimosa's as change of pace from the Rum and Tequila!) Great report!
Happy Travels!
SKB
One thing I didn't mention from the Ceremony was that a few Corp people from Couples came to the wedding, one took a lot of pictures and video and mentioned that he loved the idea and was looking to see if they could replicate the concept. They really enjoyed the heck out of it, you might even see pictures of the wedding on the Couples site one day! The rest of the day was spent relaxing and enjoying many cocktails on the beach. It was a great day, I felt the pressure was removed (you can tell how stressed I was) and was ready to just let go and get ready for another good bender. We had so many people coming up to us and asking about the wedding service and how we were able to do it on our own. I got the nickname "The Rev" for the remainder of the stay from guests and Employee's. It was funny that many people called me this that never made it to the ceremony, and many people also called the bridesmaids the "Hooter Girls" and they joked with the Bride about wearing a white suit. This attention of course was fun, it had us asking our visitors to have drinks with us and soon a large group was getting crazy. We joked later that we might have been responsible for close to 75 hangovers that evening once people went back to their room, slept it off and woke to get ready for dinner. We on the other hand couldn't rest, the three guys (Old Bull, Me the Middle Bull and Young Bull) planned a a special dinner for the ladies at Ivan's. We got the ladies all fired up, they had no idea where we were going (all except my wife, the night at Catcha before I passed out I spilled the beans but made her swear not to say anything) for dinner or what we were doing. Everybody got on their pretty undies and we met at the Martini bar for drinks before Rocky picked us up.
Off we went, roadie drinks in hand toward the cliffs. Mrs. Young Bull started to bust my balls about where we were going, it had been three days and she had not seen Jamaica besides the resort and she was a little nervous. I finally let the guys take the credit for the dinner (especially the Groom) so they to could earn those all to familiar brownie points I had already put in the bank. Excitement boiled over, I'm sure Rocky was thinking we were all nuts but fun was about to happen and he was the Captain of the Fun Bus. We arrive at Catcha, as we get out the Secuirtyguard saw me and began to laugh, hands shaken, introductions given and plenty of "Ya Mons" exchanged. Mauvette was waiting for us, the best hugs in the world given by her to the entire group and off to Ivan's to find that they had done a special table for us with colored glass beads all over it, lots of fresh flowers and many candles (we didn't do the 100 candle thing, don't think my wife could handle it again! LOL) on the table. As we were sitting down I made sure to apologize to the people sitting any place within earshot of us for loud, obnoxious behavior, dirty jokes, crazy sex stories and anything else that could offend. Drinks were ordered and we took the group on a tour of the place. They were blown away, all of us said that on the next trip it will be a split stay. I showed the group where I jumped, a large round of "no F-ing ways were exchanged" and a few "I don't believe you's" were discussed. Then an attempt to get me to recreate the jump, only this time at 7:30 in the evening. Me feeling no pain since I switched to my evening drink of Scotch thought what the hell, just strip and jump. I took my shirt off, and started with the pants when my wife put the brakes on it. Thanks God she did, I hate to get in the water at night with the big ass fish that are feeding after dark. I kept making believe i was still going to do it but held on to my wife so she could keep yelling at me. Once she dropped the "if you jump you will be having sex the rest of the week by yourself" statement I now knew I had my out. By the time the waitress tracked us down with our drinks, she told the group she watched me jump last week and now I had instant "street cred". Laughter ensued and we headed back to the table. We knew we were in no hurry for dinner so we started to order in stages, first appetizers were ordered, another round of drinks, soup delivered, more drinks, a break for about 30 minutes, a trip to the lower cliff where you get out to check on a sub and back up to order dinner. Grilled Jerk Lobsters were ordered and they were to die for. Mrs. Young Bull did her best Meg Ryan impression from When Harry met Sally on every bite she took. I think many around us thought something was really going on, but we gave her a moment and an extra napkin (it was for the butter, get your mind out of the gutter) to clean up.
Deserts were ordered with after dinner drinks, pants were loosened and I think a few cigars were lit.
Now a funny side note, as I mentioned I had met Booger on this forum, I had swapped a few private emails with him asking a few questions. he sent me a note while we were in Negril to say he was making an unexpected trip to Negril and he would be at Catcha that Monday night. He told me to walk into Ivan's Bar and just yell Booger, he would be there. Well about three times during the evening I got up and walked to the new bar area (it's beautiful) and just yelled Booger! People were looking at me like I was nuts and nobody ever responded. My wife thought i was nuts and my friends were thinking I was just hammered. I didn't tell them why I was doing it but needless to say it brought a lot of laughter. FINALLY as we were getting ready to leave I did it a fourth time and sure enough there was Booger, his beautiful wife and Garfield sitting there enjoying a beer. We laughed, talked, listened to each others story and I knew i would have a friend. We were both on the tail end of our evening, pretty buzzed form many drinks and for me I was ready to call it a night. I was lucky enough to spend about 30 minutes with him and just fired up about the quality of the person he and his wife are. My biggest regret is that we were leaving, I had a man drinks and I didn't leave Kevin the bartender money to buy Booger, his beautiful wife and Garfield a number of rounds on me. Booger I apologize and the next time I see you I promise to hook a brother up with MANY drinks!
The rest of the night was so much fun, another sub and we continued with after dinner drinks. One good thing, my last time at Ivan's i ended up with the wife ready to get busy and me out cold, not this time, I made sure that I never slowed down, laid down or sat down even when we got home, I was running in circles in the room while the wife went to the bathroom to "slip into something sexy" and now I felt like to cartoon character wolf that has his bug out when he saw the pretty lady! Great vow ceremony, great day, great dinner, great Booger and now in the room with nothing on but the music! Life is good
Last edited by Tanfastic; 11-03-2012 at 11:31 AM.
AS I was reading, I just kept thinking, this sure could be my neighbour telling this!
Trip #59 most of February
Awesome report and beautiful pictures,and women,thanks for sharing!! Please try to make the report last 12 more days so it holds off our dreaded island fever until we head back to the rock!!
Windsor you neighbor must be a great guy! LOL
Billndonna I wish I was on "the rock" still for 12 more days.
This is seriously an awesome trip report. If you had not mentioned your age. I'd have guessed you were in your late 20s. LOL.
A few more pictures from Ivan's
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