Sorry for the delay! Before we land I tell my wife, go to the little girls room now (after 30 years of marraige I know she will wait until it's time to get in line at imigration) so off she goes and finally it happened! We touched down in the promised land, the land of fun, sun and some hot vacation mattress mambo. We get off the plane number 2 & 3, I tell the wife that she has to keep up that i want to get through Customs & Imigration fast, that I have a date with destiny (and thats not the hooker by burger king!) in negril, she just about has to jog to keep up with me. We hit the lines for imigration and I see the prettiest picture I have ever seen, the wife and I are the only ones in the area! literally 4 minutes later we have our luggage in hand, head over to the Couples Lounge to let them know we have a private ride, get 2 or 5 free red stripes and head out to find the driver. As soon as we round the corner out the front door there is a sign with our names on it and a big smile from Presley. In the van, cold Red Stripes on ice courtesy of Rocky's Taxi & Tour (sorry for the commercial endorsement!) and off we go. The drive is great, we were asked if we wanted to stop but romance soon began to take over and all we wanted to do was get there. An hour later the gates to the most beautiful resort open and we are greeted by the security guard at Catcha with a smile. The first thing we hear is Mr & Mrs Regan we have been waiting for you! I could have died at that point and I would have been happy, my wife was stunned and said "what have you done or said to get this reception?" She knows me all to well, all i said is that I have been working on this for a number of months and they knew we would be arriving. Off to the desk and a welcome from Mauvette. When she looks up all she says is Mr. Regan it's a pleasure to finally meet you and she proceeds to give me a BIG hug! Did I mention that I love Mauvette? She is the greatest and I can't wait to get back to visit her again. I ask about paperwork or what I need to do, she laughs and said no need, let me show you to your cottage. As we walk she tells my wife how we have been talking for awhile and she gives me some big props, by this time the wife is blown away and I have now scored some brownie points and some crazy wild _______, just fill in the blank with your imagination! mauvette takes us to Ivan's to introduce us to Ty (one of the greatest bartenders of all time) and to Barbara the Manager then we head over to our cottage.Once we get to Sagi and get the quick tour Mauvette asks to speak with me outside, she tells me that there is a slight chance for rain and that they have all prayed that it doesn't hit because they have a special area set up for us that night for the 100 candle dinner. Hugs again and many thanks passed to her and she tells me to have fun, and let them handle everything.

I head into Sagi, my wife is already in her bikini, I get the best damn kiss ever and she says "I can't believe you have spent this much time for me, what else do you have planned? " I tell her it's a surprise but let's let nature take it's course. Quickly I get changed, we head to the bar, it has been about 45 minutes since we had drinks ya know, I ask Ty to make us some rum punches in our big 24 ounce Tervis cups and we settle in to a few loungers in a private area. Drinks are killer and I decide right away it's time to jump off into the water.

Damn, work just got in the way again, sorry, more to follow