Day 4 brings saw our friends from the SE leave and the other 2 couples we were vacationing with show up. Now these two couples are crazy and all I think of is how much trouble we will get into and pray we don't get thrown out. This day also was the 14 year Anniversary of CSA so the entire group from Couples Corp were at the resort as well. Some of these folks were great, friendly/outgoing and a few were not even making an attempt to talk with others. Hey thats fine we were in our own little world so no loss. The "Chief Romance Officer" was very nice and he made a point of talking with us a few times, a real nice guy that showed up for our friends Vow Renewal a few days later (more on this later). This day also brought out that "Freshman" day of drinking/binging with the team of 6 now intact. It was a hard charging day that we kept our man Demar so busy that i felt bad for any other guests and it saw the beach bar run out of 3 types of vodka and two large bottle of Appleton by 3:30. The girls started to hit hit hard after lunch and my two guy friends started to keep up (I should say catch up) with me right away. One of the guys (the young bull at 46) who is a diet & workout fanatic decided to skip lunch and go for the death spiral of a liquid lunch was heading down hill fast, as was his wife. Now as an old bull I thought should I say something to them? And the voice on one shoulder said yes, but my best friend (with the horns) on the other shoulder said HELL NO, let them suffer, besides this could be fun. Well it was fun to watch for a few hours, the wife was getting crazy and the young bull was becoming good looking and bullet proof fast as well. By 5:45 we ended up putting both of them in bed after a slight drunkument (drunk argument over who was drunker) with all sharp instruments (again thank God I gave the machete away) removed from the room. A few dralls (drunk calls) later my and I, the other Couple got cleaned up and ready for the HUGE anniversary party.

The party was great, the entire resort was packed to capcity, hadn't seen this many people at CSA since we had been there but the food was great, the drinks flowed and the wives looked HOT. We laughed all through dinner about each one of us spilling something. I was the last to spill and I gave so much sh*t to the other three that when I dropped a tomato on my white Tommy Bahama shirt that left a stain the size of a silver $ right in the middle of it was game on. I did everything I could remove the spot but hell no it stuck out like Shaq in a Jockey's locker room at the Kentucky Derby. All I could do was embrace it and own it. The rest of the night was spent checking on our two drunk naked friends who by the looks had made up "twice" and hitting the sing along/karaoke event in the Piano bar. Turns out that it was guys against ladies. The teams had names made up, very original (Penis's against the Breasts) and the group was very vocal. I was keeping it low key (because my shirt was dirty) and watching the guests trying to figure out their stories. We had one lady who was a judge that ruled every time against the guys and a older short guy that ruled for the women as well. This guy was very interesting, he looked like he was about 55, he was about 5'7" and he was with a young lady who appeared to be maybe 30 and was about 5'10". My first thought was he was either loaded or had a great personality but after 30 minutes of the game I realized he was neither but he had to be hung like a mule. Sorry if this offends but it was a strange pairing.

Now as I mentioned i was pretty quiet during the game, I knew many of the answers but I was trying to get my groove on with my wife, all my effort was going toward her, I think I was thinking that the brownie points i scored early in the week were running out so it was time for new game! My wife was after me to get involved in the game and our friends were giving me hell because there was an open mike and I wasn't getting involved. I know most of you are thinking that I'm shy but I wasn't feeling it. As the game was coming down to the end and we were leaving the topic for the notes that Ultimate Chocolate was going to play was "Who made this song famous", he was going to play one note on the piano for 500 points, he hit the note and I don't know what came over me but in a voice that I have never heard I sreamed so loud "Happy Birthday from Marilyn Monroe". Well I think that the 3 people that were sitting at the piano in front of me as we left all dropped thier drinks and about 10 other people Sh*t their pants in fear. My wife and the other couple with us literally started laughing their asses off and the entire room went silent. What do I do? I yell 500 points for the Penis's and walk out of the room as fast as I can. I'm outside for a few minutes waiting on my wife and friends when people come out to get me back in the room, everybody is laughing and my wife has had to run to the bathroom to prevent from peeing her pants. The guys won the game and i got a bottle of rum as being a "major" contributor.

The next day our group, yes the two we left behind the night before (sorry none of us were in the Marines!) were alive and ready for round two. Saturday and Sunday both went as usual lots of drink, the young bulls in moderation and the two old bull couples doing it as we always do. Beach venders gawking at the women, Demar hooking us up with the BEST fresh drinks every 20 to 30 minutes and our favorite beach performer IceBlock stopping by to sing to us each day for 20 minutes. Booze ran out out at the beach bar really early one day and we made a run for them to a store and bought our own for them to keep hidden in a cabinet. Sunday we had to behave (limited ourselves to 20 drinks that day instead of the normal 21) Monday morning was the big Vow Renewal service. One thing I forgot to mention is that our friends asked me to perform the Vow Renewal. I did take this job serious (once in my life!) and became a licensed minister, granted it was online and I had to pay $13.95 plus shipping & handling charges, but I was now a licensed Minister and able to perform the ceremony. I had spent about 3-4 weeks preparing for the service, spent time with the bride and groom as well as their 2 beautiful daughters to put together a personal intimate service. Late Sunday night they dropped on me that the minister for CSA informed them that I needed to do a "blessing of the rings" ritual in my service. I being a professional minister took in stride and began sweating it out. i figured there are many people who are smarter than I so i went to goole and searched it out. low and behold there are close to 20 sample "blessing" right there in front of me. I copy and paste from 3 or 4 different ones and now I'm ready with a beautiful service and a little bit of humor blended in with it.

Next the Vow Renewal - back to work